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    Default Fun things to do on a Sunday morning

    I just spent the last little while trimming the bums of chooks to improved fertilisation rates.

    Fun was had by all. Except the chickens, they didn't like it all much.

    Have you ever looked up the cloaca of a choook?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt View Post

    Have you ever looked up the cloaca of a choook?
    No and I have no plans to either.

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    They've got pink bits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt View Post

    Have you ever looked up the cloaca of a choook?
    No, is it fun.
    I had my fun today, hooked up a set top box in the kitchen so we can get the ABC (we use a log periodic antenna which starts at channel 6), refused to work, put up a mast head amp, even less signal, pull out 6 way splitter and connect the right way, viola, funny how the amp works when power is run through the power pass, only took 6 trips up the bloody ladder, but then I am only a bloody tech

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    Hmm Chicken worrying sounds like it would be more fun than that Iain!

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    A few more trips up the bloody ladder, one TV works and the other complains of a weak signal, pulled out the spectrum analyser and had a good look at what was going on, had me beat for a while.
    The bleeding splitter drops 3db per point so I had to crank up the VHF to compensate so the shitty little TV in the kitchen could cope, the bloody big plasma in the lounge has a bloody sensitive HD tuner, OK, search a bit further and I find that I had cranked up the UHF gain on the amp so the plasma was rejecting everything and coming up with a weak signal message, shitty kitchen TV couldn't give a rats ring and kept working, turned down the UHF and everything is sweet.
    Bloody TV's, christ I hate farting around on a roof on a beaut day like today when I could be BBQing and sucking piss like any normal bloke

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt View Post
    Have you ever looked up the cloaca of a choook?
    No,
    can you tell how old they are by looking up their date?

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    Fun things to do on Sunday.... tour guide for visiting relos.
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    Fun things to do on Sunday arvo after relos leave.... move everything out of 3 bedrooms ready for new built in arriving in the morning.
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    Fun things to do Monday morning.... hang around to help cabinet maker unload new cupboards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shy Ted View Post
    No,
    can you tell how old they are by looking up their date?
    Nah you have to cut them in half and count the rings for that

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    but each chook only has one ring
    Seeya,

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    That's 'coz they're less than a year old.

    Orgasmo only had 1 dick when he was born. Look at him now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Grunt View Post
    I just spent the last little while trimming the bums of chooks to improved fertilisation rates.
    Let me see . . .

    go to church
    trim chook bums
    go to church
    trim chook bums

    The chooks win! There is some deeper meaning there, but it escapes me at the moment.
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