Bejoording! Woo-hoo! Between the thriving metropolis' of Coondle and Bolgart! Have you got the T-shirt?? You know - the one that lists in descending order ...

LONDON
NEW YORK
PARIS
BERLIN
MILAN
Bejoording

Has anything happened of note in Bejoording in the last 5 years? Was the Norseman Earthquake felt in town, did it rattle some heritage chookhouses, and did it make the front page of the Toodyay Herald?
Were six local sheep frightened to death because of the shake? Enquiring minds need to know!

Well, Bejoording has one thing going for it, anyway. There's a whole lot less shit farmland there, and in fact there's some nice dirt and pretty scenery around your neck of the woods.
Just make sure you preserve the landscape totally unaltered, that's in the Toodyay planning laws, too - but I guess you know that.