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    Default I wish that all the ladies

    you know that chant that someone starts on long bus rides or during a warm up jog etc...well, i've kinda heard the well known ones so many times they arent funny anymore so i went searching on the net and flogged this one (see below) from another forum (the first link in google)...so i thought you blokes might know some good ones (especially seeing as tho you lot have dirty minds)


    and if any of you dont know what i'm talking about - its one of those call and respond type chants where the leader just yells it out and the rest of the group repeats him.... IMO - this is a great part of a warm up to get everyone in a great mood before a game

    So,

    I wish that all the ladies,
    Were waves in the ocean,
    and i was a surfer,
    I'd ride 'em with my motion!

    I wish that all the ladies,
    Were bells in the tower,
    and i was a bell boy,
    I'd bang 'em every hour!

    I wish that all the ladies,
    We're buns on the shelf,
    and I was a baker,
    I'd cream em all my self!

    I wish that all the laides,
    We're holes in the road,
    and I was a dump truck,
    I'd fill em with my load!

    I wish that all the ladies,
    were bricks in a pile,
    and i was a brickie,
    I'd lay em with my style!

    i wish that all the ladies,
    were statues of Venus,
    and i was a sculptor,
    id shape em with my penis

    i wish that all the ladies,
    were sheep in the grass
    and i was a kiwi
    i'd fuck 'em in the arse

    I wish all the ladies,
    were cabbage in patch,
    and I was a farmer,
    I'd pick'em by the snatch..

    I wish that all the ladies,
    Were grain in a bin,
    And I was an auger,
    I'd stick it in and spin.

    I wish that all the ladies,
    Were birds in the sky,
    And I was a hunter,
    I'd shoot 'em in the eye.

    I wish that all the ladies
    Were like tables in bed
    I'd make 'em suck my dick
    and rest my beer on their head.

    I wish that all the ladies
    Were sail boats in a race
    And I was the headwind
    I'd blow it in their face

    I wish that all the ladies (echo)
    were bricks in the wall (echo)
    and if i was a bricklayer (echo)
    i would lay them all (echo)

    I wish that all the ladies (echo)
    were monkeys in a tree (echo)
    and if i was a banana (echo)
    they'd be sucking on me (echo)

    I wish that all the ladies (echo)
    were fish in a pool (echo)
    and if I was a fisherman (echo)
    Id catch em with my tool (echo)

    I wish that all the ladies (echo)
    were brown paper bags (echo)
    and I was a butcher (echo)
    Id fill em with my snags (echo)

    I wish that all the ladies (echo)
    were jockeys in a race (echo)
    and I was a saddle (echo)
    theyd sit upon on my face (echo)

    I wish that all the ladies
    Were statues of Venus
    They wouldn't have arms
    To push away my penis

    I wish that all the Ladies
    Were wheels on a car
    and i was the axle
    i'd spin 'em on me bar

    I wish that all the ladies
    were cracks in the pitch
    and i was tony grieg
    id stick my key in the bitch

    I wish that all the ladies
    were buns in an oven
    and I was a baker
    I'd give 'em all my lovin'

    I wish that all the ladies
    were fish under a pier
    and I was a native
    I'd stab 'em with me spear


    so, who knows any more. some of the ones up there i havent heard before
    cheers

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    Had a good trip then did you?

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    Stirlo never wish for something you don't realy want,
    You get far more honey from the subtle approache than the
    I wish that all the ladies
    were fish under a pier
    and I was a native
    I'd stab 'em with me spear

    a little polite under the guard followed with the odd complement and even asprid would fancy you then again thats possibly not a good thing, she would want to be in controle ,.... then again humm.... no not even for you

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    I don't think girls are supposed to here these Tolly. They are yelled by a sports team of some sort on the bus on the way to slaughter the.... I mean play a nice game of something involving bats and balls with another bunch o' blokes.

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    s'cuse me, stirlo's only 16

    astrid

    mind you, even in my yoof, dont think I'd have had much time for one with so little subtlety no class

    Asptrid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sir Stirlo View Post
    I wish that all the ladies,
    were bricks in a pile,
    and i was a brickie,
    I'd lay em with my style!
    Whatever happened to Ozwinner?
    Does a one-legged Pope shit in the woods?

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    He decided he had enough , didn't like a standard answer. He was back for a while last year, kept us up to date on the fires that hit Victoria. Look up Brickie in the members list

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