“Bring your problems before the Lord!” cried the charismatic bloke in the shiny suit.
Jim-Bob went up.
“What is your affliction, brother?”
“Can you help me with my hearing?” asked Jim-Bob, humbly.
“The Lord can help you!” cried the shiny-suited one. He grabbed Jim-Bob by the ears and shook him. Backwards and forwards he went. From side to side he went. He kept it up for three minutes and then he pushed Jim-Bob, who fell backwards to the floor.
“How is your hearing now?” yelled Mr Charisma.
“I don’t know yet,” said Jim-Bob. “The hearing’s on Tuesday.”