Grander Spanner
Ya canna handa manna granda.
“I was just trying to tighten my nuts Doc.”…
“Laugh? I haven’t laughed so much in years.
Not since Father died; not since Auntie Nellie caught her left tit in the mangle …”
(Old English rowing club song. For the full effect, you have to get a bunch of drunks to sing it as plain song - like a choir of monks). Don’t know why this came to mind.
@Col said in Grander Spanner:
"… Don’t know why this came to mind.
A wandering mind… sometimes mine fucks off totally. 