Little Johnny walks into his parents’ bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, “Get outta here, you little shit!”
A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny’s bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.
Little Johnny smiles, “It’s not so bloody funny when it’s YOUR Mum, is it?”