The Grim Reaper’s preferred walking speed is 0.82 m/s (2 miles (about 3 km) per hour) under working conditions. As none of the men in the study with walking speeds of 1.36 m/s (3 miles (about 5 km) per hour) or greater had contact with Death, this seems to be the Grim Reaper’s most likely maximum speed; for those wishing to avoid their allotted fate, this would be the advised walking speed.
Just don’t go to sleep
Another study by Melbourne students at the MIT showed that statistics proved most men suffering heart attacks had Hairy ear lobes, I make a point of keeping mine short and would recommend the same to you all.
So would I. Every Monday it’s out with the trimmer and attack ears, nose , and eyebrows. If I go about 3 weeks without the trimming I could give BoB Menzies a run for his money where bushy eyebrows are concerned.