Bloke on a tractor just drove past me shouting that end of the world is nigh. I think it was Farmer Geddon.

Bob? Is that you?

Q. What do you call an unemployed male goat?

A. Billy Idle

Jeez it’s getting worse.

@JMick said in For the doomers:

Q. What do you call an unemployed male goat?

A. Billy Idle

Landline?

@Castaway

Possibly. Mrs Mick told me earlier today - she is a landline fan, watches it most Sundays as she does the ironing.

Mick

She’s not the only one, I watch or record it every Sunday. Don’t do the ironing while watching though, I don’t do the washing until Monday morning, actually I’m just waiting for a load to finish so I can hang it out. I’m well trained.

Sit boy, heel…