A wombat came and left a calling card outside our front gate this morning.

wombat tried to cross the highway in front of me yesterday. We both got stuck in the same place.
Actually I think he decided the middle of highway would be a wonderful place to lie down, go to sleep and not wake up.

I had someone from down the road call in a couple of weeks ago. She had clobbered one of these bastards and it had taken her sump out. He’s still there on the side of the road trying to get his shit back together.

@outback said in Shit:

I had someone from down the road call in a couple of weeks ago. She had clobbered one of these bastards and it had taken her sump out. He’s still there on the side of the road trying to get his shit back together.

Tell 'em that Dogs got the shit waiting for him.

Mobile speed humps.

Dry them out, crumble them up, mix with flour and seasoning and fry up as vege patties, serve them to visiting seven day bike riders.