you down this way?
Sex club is on Friday if you want a seat.
@Shy-Ted this is probably the best offer you will get.
Bloke buys a shack in the bush after after being there few days another bloke rolls up, introduces himself as neighbour, "hey having a party at my place friday night why dont you come, there will be booze, swearing, and group sex.
new guy is a bit dumbfounded…‘well I dont know, I mean Ive only just moved here I dont know anybody…err how many comming?’
‘Oh just you n me mate.’