Just looking for shitting and vomiting toys. What do you think I was looking for?
Bollocks! You were looking for sparkly goat porn. C’mon - admit it.
No that was how I found my anatomically correct sparkly goat sex doll.
I don’t want to know what he was looking for, just do what all good dogs do, when bored lick your non glittery balls. Maybe that’s it, you weren’t trying to dress them up a bit were you?
No, the glitter interferes with the cooling. See previous thread.